dearnonacepeople:

Why be a manic pixie dream girl when you can be a manic pixie nightmare goddess?

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lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

(via oscarwinnerjenniferlawrence)


Maybe if Tom Hiddleston stopped rolling up his sleeves like a dirty whore we wouldn’t be having this Tumblr problem.
something I heard a very serious looking business woman in a power suit talking on the phone say this morning on the train. (via anit0227)

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sharkfartsandthings:

Can we talk about the episode descriptions for Regular Show on Netflix? 

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Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

(via dumbledoresnipple)


Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

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monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(via shadowpiranha)


invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies

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